What To Do If An Elephant Stands On Your Foot

What would you do if an elephant stood on your foot?  Would you wiggle? Jiggle? Gigle? Shout?  Well, Try not to.  Why? Beacause you never know who--or what-- you might disturb in the jungle.  Trust me.  I know what I'm talking about.  Shhh. What's that?  Oh, now look! You've woken the rhino--hurry, hurry, flip the page! Join our safari guide on a bungled jungle adventure, building to a hilarious finish that will send readers--and out hapless hero--right back to the beginning for more.